If ever you have doubted that there are gender differences, and that they affect all forms of interaction, consider how women and men interpret some simple, everyday words.

THINGY
Women: Any part under a car's bonnet.
Men: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE
Women: Fully opening up oneself emotionally to another.
Men: Playing football without a box.
COMMUNICATION
Women: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Men: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT
Women: The body part that looks bigger no matter what is worn.
Men: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal.
COMMITMENT
Women: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Men: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT
Women: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Men: Anything that can be done while drinking
FLATULENCE
Wome: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Men: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.